Thanks to our friend and Washington DC resident, Anne Russell, for her brilliant Facebook group -- Bad Dog Haikus. According to Anne, this group is "dedicated to Lola and all other good dogs who sometimes, just sometimes, do things worthy of memorializing in haiku..." Lola, the Haiku Muse, is an awesome Greater Swiss Mountain Dog, with one of those kooky, quirky personalities you can't help but love. Here is a sampling of some of our favorites:
Sniffing in your purse
I found a hundred dollars
leafy greens to eat
Did I upset you?
I just wanted a chew toy
and your iPhone rang
While my human's out
I spew garbage through the house.
Redecorating.
"Sit!" "Down!" "Stay!" "Heel!" "NOOOO!" ...
My owner says them again.
La-La! Don’t hear you!!
Is the dog in your life making you pull your hair out sometimes? Well, we have two helpful tips for dealing with these occasionally "bad dogs":
- Let your creativity go wild, while you vent at Bad Dog Haiku
- Bring your "bad dog" to our Doggy Day Camp to burn that extra energy, while you are at work or just at home protecting your purse, iPhone and other valuables :)